September. It’s always been an extremely hard month for me. I’m a perky person the whole year until September hits. That’s when I become like a total stranger to myself, and those around me. I wake up the first day in September and am filled with absolute dread every day until the end of the …
I want to see how many car-related words I can seamlessly put into one blog post. It’s a (car) part of my creative writing class, you see. We have to integrate words into a post that don’t detract from the quality of the writing, but rather add a (tyre) service. I’m not sure if I’m …
I just had the most beautiful bathroom renovation completed in my home. For about a month now my husband and I have showered in a double shower each morning, enjoyed relaxing deep baths, and brushed our teeth side by side in our double vanity. We worked with an expert team of people who specialised in …
Wow, the heater repairman has been and gone. It took him over an hour to get the heater working because of some technical issues that happened over the summer. I was happy with that because he charged by the hour, and would charge for a full hour even if he wasn’t there the whole time. …
I remember when I was a kid I would despise grocery shopping with a passion unless my mum bought me a chocolate bar. I’ve still continued the tradition of buying chocolate at the grocery store. Last week I bought a Snickers and as I was eating it I must have chomped down on something really …
I’ve got an awesome idea for a movie, but I need a dedicated team of video professionals to help me make it a reality. I’m not sure whether it should be a feature film or just a ten-minute short film, because I’m yet to get scripting. Either way, I think it is going to be …
I’ve just purchased a property on the outskirts of Melbourne, in an area that is close enough to the suburbs but is technically countryside. If you drive five minutes north of my property the houses are on quarter acres and pretty much on top of each other, and then if you drive down my street …
Dear Freethinker Tom. I am writing in response to your latest blog post, although I could not work out how to comment, so I have simply made a blog post on my own website in response. I hope that you find this post. You, sir, are a complete and utter fool. To say that laser …
This is Chuck Fiddlesticks, live with the latest news regarding the upcoming Victorian election. Thanks to Channel 17, I can exclusively report that Dr Dark McBane is giving a speech out the front of Government House. This is most unusual, but let’s see what he has to say. “People of Victoria, I come before you …
Now that the office is back to normal, things are running as per usual…and for me, that means business trips. I had a nice little break, but I suppose it’s time to get back on that plane. Sometimes multiple times a day, in fact, since I often fly in, have a meeting and fly out. …
