Dooby-School used to be my favourite show. And what was not to love? A small-yet-brave and virtuous dog goes around staging mysteries so that owners of amusement parks can raise the funds to open their businesses again. I like a show with a good happy ending, which I guess is why I keep watching children’s …
If they’re bringing back the show about hair, I want to have more of ‘Real Steel’. It only lasted a year, but it managed to annihilate my insomnia, and now that my insomnia is back…well, you get it. It was still a good show though. Basically, it was all about the bow rail industry, and …
I’m not one for investment properties, in general. I own a few, but that’s just stock-standard for people with as much wealth as us. They’re not my main business; I leave that side of things to the Clancy family, and their rivals, and they all have a nice set of squabbles over who gets what. …
Alright, what’s this about the office in Melbourne being the best-looking? We are supposed to be the most stylish office in the country. We’re the Sydney office, and that means that we’re the best by default. And get this: if you go to the back window of the filing room, stand on top of one …
It’s so hot I think my creativity is melting. But really, I can feel it leaking out of my brain like…I don’t know, ice cubes in a cool beverage that’s been left on the table too long. I just can’t perform my art in this heat, but I’m banned from the lounge, which is where …
When I was really young, my brother told me that an evil goat ate my soul on the day that I was born, rendering me unable to dance or appreciate fine art. That’s a dumb lie, but I was a dumb kid, so I believed them. I used to sit on the side of school …
After I lost all my friends because I spent so much time debating with them, I obviously needed a new forum, for debating. I can’t help getting into debates; it’s in my blood, and my soul. Sometimes I just take a contrary position, just so I can test my debating skills, which is probably a …
For example, knowing the best garages for vehicle inspections near Ringwood. This is my job, I take it very seriously, and obviously I’m going to get someone I trust to check out my car, make sure everything is working as it should, and that I’m getting the most out of it. Efficiency is one of …
Their latest joke was telling me that squeezing onion and lemon juice into my car’s oil tank would clear out the system so that I wouldn’t have to keep getting the oil changed. Well, one frantic search to a garage in Bentleigh for car servicing later, and don’t I feel silly! I just…well, I started …
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Obviously. Sprouts to peel, presents to wrap, and termites to chase out from their foul little hidey-holes. “What’s that?” I hear you say. Not your typical Christmas fare, but the spinning wheel landed on us to host this year and I’m going to fulfil my end of …
